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You Might Be a College Student If...

This would be good to use in a message targeting your high school seniors before they leave for college.

You Might be a College Student:

If you've ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
If you get more e-mail than mail.
If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic
Cups.
If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry load
If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one
trip).
If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
If you go to Target more than 3 times a week.
If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row-without washing them.
If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
If your social life consists of a date with the library.
If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all
you have.
If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to
class.
If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by  itself.
If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
If you can sleep through your roommates' blaring stereo.

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