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Honor Student Kid, Idiot Parent

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! - Bumper Sticker

Get Even With Your Children

Get even. Live long enough to be a problem to your children - Bumper Sticker

In Order to Get a Kitten

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. --Naomi, 15 Advice from Kid

Talk to Them Skillfully

If you talk to your children, you can help them to keep their lives together. If you talk to them skillfully, you can help them to build future dreams. --Jim Rohn

Wise Father Knows His Child

It is a wise father that knows his own chil. --William Shakespeare

They Repeat What You Shouldn't Have Said

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. --Unknown

Early Words Forms Character

Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within the hearing of little children tends towards the formation of character. --Hosea Ballou

Custody Fight

When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me ... and no one showed up. --Rodney Dangerfield

Father's Protection

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. --Sigmund Freud

Your Daughter is Pregnant

Often we so much want to believe the best of our children that we blind ourselves to their faults that are obvious to everyone else. A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course, I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I'm not going to miss it this time!"

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